Funny Living Will Form

I, _______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up
the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:

_____a Martini ______ a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda

_____a large glass of wine ______a Gin and Tonic

_____a cold beer ______a Tee Time_____ a Steak

_____ Lobster or crab legs _____the remote control

_____a bowl of ice cream ______ the sports page______ sex

_____ or chocolate,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get any better.

At such point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral
Band, the Scots Highlander Bagpipes or any brass band to come

do their thing at my funeral and ask all of my friends to raise their
glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature:_______________________ Date: _____________________

NOTE:
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a
Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more
visitors and live longer. Some of them don't even need
embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of
this happy place, PLEASE send me the data so I can
pre-register.